Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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