Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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brittney griner

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Woman rights.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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