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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

black people

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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