- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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