two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

What? Yes.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

What is life? Paul.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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