Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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Pickles

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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