- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Justin beiber's penis

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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