- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

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