- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Bob Saget

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

This is the concept of anti-joke.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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