Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

Get up Look in the mirror

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

A gay man watches football.

What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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