Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

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Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

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whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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