Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

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Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

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Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

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Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

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Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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Roses are red. Violets are purple

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

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The american education system.

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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