woman's rights

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

The FCC

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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