- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

President Donald Trump

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

I'm going to Re-write History... History

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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