A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER." The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it. "I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."

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why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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How would you rule?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

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Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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whats funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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