Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Women's rights

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Jews

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

A sober Irish individual.

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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