- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

willie revilame

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

I like U.............................nicorns :D

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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