Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

Jews

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

A sober Irish individual.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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