Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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You know whats funny Aids

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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butt sex

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Chlamydia

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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