What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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roses are red violets should be purple

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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Chuck Norris.

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Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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