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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

A blind man walks into a wall.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

scraggle is in you pillow case

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

knock knock go away!!!

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

A blind man walks into a wall.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

An man walks to a bra

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