You bumder!

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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penis haha

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Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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