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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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