- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

the redsox

What if I told you.....potatoe

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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