Chicken

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Justin Bieber

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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