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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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