- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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