what is orange and blue 2 colors

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What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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Donald Trump.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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