- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

I need to start studying.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

The WNBA.

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