What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

"...."-Hellen Keller

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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