Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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