- Anti Joke

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

Why was the man sad? His wife left

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

John Cena for president

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

Why did the fish fly It didn't