- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Bitch! Love, J.B.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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