What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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