- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

just in time?

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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