Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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