- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

I'm Andrew Schmitt

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

I killed someone on minecraft.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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