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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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