A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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