Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

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Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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