- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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