vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

you give like i give lomain

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

404 Error: Joke not found

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

YO FACE

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

justin littleton being sucessful

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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