- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Knock, Knock. Come in!

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

Who's the fastest kid in AA

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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