What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

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what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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Shea's sty....

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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