Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

woman's lacrosse

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

a seal walks into a club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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