89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

kennah campion... being nice

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

anti-joke.ru - russian style

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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