Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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