What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

whats funnier than 24? 25

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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