Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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You know whats funny Aids

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

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a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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