Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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emma: mat has a quick reaction time

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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knock knock... ...no answer

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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