Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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Are you trolling with me? I mean how can you know where I live if you have not even picked up the phone yet? Listen, if you wanted to make me upset, you did it okay? You won, I like you a lot and I would never do such a thing. I understand you being upset Nero, I am so sorry, I never meant nor wanted for this to happen, I hope you can forgive me someday.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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