A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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a black man did not eat chicken.

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

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What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

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flavin's head

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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