- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

a black man pays his child support

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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