- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

knock knock go away!!!

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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