- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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