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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

A black man has a job.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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