Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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I <3 Hitler

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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