A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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The WNBA.

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Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

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A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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Nero was my name thousands of years ago, but I believe that those With clearer sight, brighter minds, those you remaining WITHOUT the sense of Complete doom, oh children of the night, know far better, turn to my side, and sheep you shall be no more, together we shall be Whole once again, the sheperd of this New world! Thumb this up if you have seen the signs... Thumb this up if you have seen the sins... ...End up buried under the corpses of everything you knew if you have no vision in this New dawn of ages endlessly darknening, and pretend that the internet will be there, or that the horsehead network ever mattered to you for that matter... :You say insanity today, sunday 27th January 2016, you will be the one running, begging that Our world is but YOUR INSANITY, a nightmare, which only Death will awaken you from

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how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

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Does pizza sound good for dinner?

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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