what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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