- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

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