- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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