How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

whats 2+2 equal? 4

Penis.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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