Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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